Chuck: Serena, you accepted responsibility without hesitation for maybe the first time in your life. And Nate, you had more fun not being you than you've had actually being you. Which means you now know you need to change.
Serena: Is it just me, or is what he saying actually making sense?
Nate: Maybe we're not awake yet.

Jane: Nice to meet you by the way...
Nate: Nate.
Jane: Hm. That's a great name.
Nate: And you are?
Jane: Done now.

Nate: My best friend was right. Saying yes makes everything better.
Jane: Well based on my own recent experience I'd have to agree.

Diana: So you collect?
Nate: Yes.
Diana: A Helmut Newton, right?
Nate: Yes.
Diana: Is that Lauren Hutton?
Nate: Yes.
Diana: Or is it Lisa Taylor?
Nate: Yes. How'd you know?
Diana: I have a good eye. And good taste. Is this the master bedroom? Let's destroy it.

Girl: Oh my god. Are you that guy? That guy from that movie?
Nate: Ah... yes.
Girl: I love that guy. Can we have your autograph?
Nate: YES.
Diana Payne: How about a tour?
Nate: Ah... yes. Absolutely.
Diana: This is a private tour.

Serena: Oh! I forgot to ask you, how was the audition?
Nate: Well after I told them I wasn't an actor, they said that's too bad because you'd be perfect as a kid from an East Coast political family who's constantly manipulated while trying to keep everyone around him happy. They told me that.

Serena: Yes, it's a dirty word?
Chuck: The word is Yes. I say it at anything. If an opportunity presents itself I take it. There's nothing I won't try once. Even happiness.
Nate: He's very inspiring. I've been saying all summer he should run an infomercial.

Serena: How did you guys end up here? And who's boat is this?
Nate: This is Allegra Versace's. Chuck won it in a poker game in Chiang Mai. He won Allegra too, but that's another story.

Chuck: Anything for me?
Nate: Nope.
Chuck: Well if you hear anything crazy it means I'm doing something right.

Chuck: You're a good friend.
Nate: One of us has to be.

Nate: You must really be hurting.
Chuck: How can you tell?
Nate: You're not drinking.

Nate: What are your plans for the summer, Mrs. Humphrey?
Lily: Well I'm going to be getting very pale. This thing doesn't come off until the fall. Just in time to send my baby off to college.
Eric: Sarah Lawrence is like 15 minutes. I don't really think I need to be sent off. A light breeze could take me there.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.