Nate Ford Quotes
Nate: What do you think parents are most afraid of?
Parker: Clowns?
Nate: No.
Parker: Evil Clowns?
Nate: No.
Parker: Crazy clowns named Gigi who whisper your name from under your bed?
Nate: [pauses] No.
Sophie: You said you found a buyer for the bottle. You didn't say wine. You said the Jefferson *bottle*.
Nate: I meant wine when I said bottle. It's not like the next buyer is every going to taste the wine. It's too valuable. Of course I meant, uh wine.
Sophie: You mean, we are drinking the world's most expensive wine?
Nate: You're the wine expert.
Sophie: And you're never going to tell me are you?
Nate: And I do know the difference between what's real and what's fake.
Nate: I may have found a buyer for the Jefferson Bottle.
Sophie: Oh. Oh!
Nate: At the end of the day, some things can't be faked.
Sophie: The end of the day, there's fake, and then there's [whispers] fake.
Nate: This isn't some rich person's weekend hobby. You can't fool a scientist at his business.
Sophie: It's just about status. Wine is just another way saying, I'm better, I belong. And that's my business.
Nate: The wine collection is the collateral, let's make the collection worthless.
Sophie: The bank finds out the collection is a fraud, Madigan loses the winery.
Hardison: We'll just take a 200 hundred year old bottle of grape juice and turn it into 2 Buck Chuck.
Let's go steal a dream
Sophie: Just letting you know, if we die I blame you. None of this would have happened if you just gone to the movies like I told you.
Nate: If I had gone to the movies, you would be in jail right now.
And despite your efforts to drop off the map, I now know your new base of operations. Everything is sunshine and rainbows.
Sterling
Sterling: Hey! I don't suppose anyone here spent the last few years singularly replacing every Metier in the house with forgeries when no one was looking.
Nate: Very slick interrogation [the curator takes off running].
Sterling: I didn't think that would work.
Sophie: Uh, she's getting away.
Sterling: I didn't think that would work!
Sterling; Arrest them both.
Sophie: On what charge?
Sterling: Theft?
Nate: We brought you back the paintings.
Sterling: Obstructing an investigation.
Sophie: We're helping you with your investigation.
Sterling: Being annoying and crazy!
Stering: You have one hour. If I don't have a suspect in an hour, you're both going down for this.
Nate: I don't need an hour, I've got a Sophie.
