Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke?

Nate: Oh wait, you've already been kidnapped.
Jamie: So have you.

You're my father, and I love you.

Nathan: It's friends and family.
Dan: I didn't know I had either.

Dad...it's good to see you.

People say hell is endless. They say it's our worst nightmare, the face of our darkness. But whatever it is, however it is, I say hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

You fertile bastard.

Nathan: Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Clay: Brian Boitano won the gold in men's figure skating.
Nathan: That's my point exactly.

Nate: Ginger ale?
Julian: I like ginger ale, it settles my stomach.

I know what you did and you know what you did. And this is going to be made right by you or by me.

Nathan: (To Haley) You should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did you make the first basket you ever shot?
Nathan: Yeah.
Haley: Oh...
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.

If I wanted to look stupid I would have stayed at home and played Trival Pursuit against Haley. I didn't have to fly to Atlanta to do it.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.