Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.

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• Added: September 09, 2008

They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.

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• Added: September 02, 2008

Navid: My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.

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• Added: September 02, 2008

You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!

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• Added: September 02, 2008

Just watch our for Ethan Ward. You'll know him when you see him. He's the one with the spotlight shining out of his ass.

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• Added: September 02, 2008