Ned Quotes
Chuck: Shotgun!
Ned: Chuck!
Chuck: I hate the back.
Ned: Dead. Again. Forever.
What's great about knowing? When you lift up a rock, do you find whipped cream? No, you find bugs. I say "no" to knowing.
Chuck: We'll cushion the blow.
Ned: Not a big fan of the blow.
Did I say "can" because I swallow my consonants sometimes? Can't... N'T... come in.
Emerson: You don't know nothing about about her, except she had soft lips when she was 10.
Ned: That should be enough.
Can we not say kill? I touch them again and they return to how they were meant to be.
Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first
I hate to be a bad host, but I'm sort of exhausted from chasing your coffin.
I just thought my world would be a better place if you were in it.
I wish I could give you an emotional heimlich so you could cough up that fear and anxiety, but I can't.
Ned: What if you didn't have to be dead?
Chuck: That would be preferable.
Ned: I asked you not to use the word "zombie." It's disrespectful. Stumbling around squawking for brains? It's not how they do. And "undead"? Nobody wants to be "un"-anything. Why begin a statement with a negative? It's like saying "I don't disagree." Just say you agree.
Emerson: Are you comfortable with "living dead"?
Ned: You're either living or your dead. When you're living, you're alive. When you're dead, that's what you are. But when you're dead and then you're not, you're alive again. Can't we say "alive again"?
