Nick Miller Quotes
I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!
They threw in something called 'septic enzymes,' which I don't know what they are but you are definitely not supposed to get them in your eyes.
I'm a small business owner!
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
I don't know what "mazel tov" means, but it doesn't sound good.
Let the Decider decide! I am not the Suggester!
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
Holly, he's really happy! He's got a 401K and a six-pack!
Nick: You never listen to pipe talk.
Jess: Pipe talk is boring.