Nick Miller Quotes
Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.
I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.
Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.
I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.
I knew that French was gonna haunt me.
Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.
I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
That's more like dork magic.
I want magic, is that so bad?
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.