[on Ems] We co-habitate. She asked me to move out... She's my ... it's extremely complicated.

The IRS is all up in Nolcorp's grill. Luckily, Padma is the audit whisperer.

I once did a video interview with Katie Couric butt naked in my Jacuzzi.

Nolan: I don't think my employees have any respect for me.
Emily: Why would they, you're not wearing pants.

Don't you think it's a little bit dangerous to be catnapping out in the open, or are you actually baiting the White-Haired Man-ibal Lecter to come for you?

Great. Seance, anyone?

All that's missing are the flesh-eating zombies.

Nolan: How many guest rooms you have?
Emily: Why?
Nolan: Casa Nolan's in escrow.
Emily: You sold your house?
Nolan: Bad mojo. Look, Ems, if I'm going to be a wingman for the summer, I ...
Emily: No.
Nolan: Thanks for mulling that over.

[on Victoria] And risk getting her manicured talons dirty? Not her style.

[on Victoria] You think she's somewhere looking up at us?

Nolan: What are you gonna do?
Emily: Play a hunch. I need to get a camera in there.

Do not do anything revengy until I get there. Got it?"

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan