Well fu-k me he can count past five.

Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.

There are two things I try to stay away from. Humans who eat a lot of fish and politics. So whatever comes next, we keep our heads down, our tits up and the blood flowin.

You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.

Listen close. I saved your f-king life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium. Do you understand me?

Tara: So basically I'm your slave.
Pam: Pretty much.

Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?

This is who you are now. Top of the chain. No human can hurt you any longer. They're yours to savor.

Let me walk the world with you, Mr. Northman, or watch me die.

Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.

I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.

Color me impressed, you guys know how to party.

True Blood Quotes

I might be parrot-phrasing a little.


Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

Eric [to Bill]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes