Favorite Patrick Jane Quotes
Why do they call it a kangaroo court? Are kangaroos especially unjust in comparison to other marsupials? Would wallabies be more judicious?
Well, if you'll excuse me I have your funeral to go to.
Lisbon: Look, we have a serious problem.
Jane: Yeah, I was really looking forward to a muffin.
Lisbon: You look a little creaky.
Jane: Yeah, a cattle prod will do it to you.
Lisbon: Well, the doctor says there's no lasting effects.
Jane: Well that doctor should try it himself sometime.
Lisbon: Sweetie, it's all right. We're with the CBI.
Jane: I know it sounds made up but we have a website and everything.
Lisbon: OK, you know what. You're a wicked charlatan and you're going to hell.
Jane: That's more like it. I'll save you a seat by the fire.
Lisbon: Are you leaving the CBI?
Jane: No, of course not. What would I do for amusement?
If you truly want revenge you have to be hard. You have to be dishonest and devious and cold. You can't let people see what's really in your heart.
Aren't we all part of the Justice League? Do you think Aquaman would give Batman a ticket?
You've been LaRoched haven't you?
Jane: Ten years, huh?
Lisbon: More actually. Every year with you counts as two.
(observing Cho) Kid's a natural. Look at him. The Cho. No business like Cho business.
