Let go of the knife, James. You can kill yourself later.

I don't truly believe anything.

Let's get a stick and go and poke this 900lbs. gorilla. See what happens.

Stiles: I've got to get back to running my religion.
Jane: Yes, your flock won't fleece itself.

Bret Stiles. The brain washer and chief.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

Erica: These days I don't get to spend much time alone with charming men.
Jane: There's a reason for that, so you don't kill them.
Erica: We all have our baggage.

Lisbon: She's a convicted murderer.
Jane: A convicted manslaughterer, actually.

You look good. Orange suits you.

I expect a friends and family discount on your usual fee.

Jane: What I want is a little smile.
Lisbon: Well, you can't have everything.

To whom much is given, much is expected.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

Cho: You didn't steal jewelery from her?
Natalie: Please. She dresses like a Mormon call girl. I wouldn't wear her jewelery if you paid me.