Really, really, dead. Wicked witch of the West dead.

This particular couch is very comfortable on the first sit but after a time, it's going to give your back a lot of grief.

Your the man nobody wants to look like so I'm guessing your Mr. Vega.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.

What did they do? Hold your shoes hostage.

Ah, profiling blather. Go with your gut.

What you don't know is how much you know without knowing you know it.

Jane: Why are you just going through the motions.
Lisbon: It's called police work.

Trust your instincts, Lisbon.

The world's full of scumbags we can't touch.

Rigsby's a nice easy mark if you want to keep practicing.

Only one of you is guilty. The rest of you should just sit back and relax. Have another piece of cake.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

Cho: You didn't steal jewelery from her?
Natalie: Please. She dresses like a Mormon call girl. I wouldn't wear her jewelery if you paid me.