You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.

Hydrangeas don't lie. Well, if they talked they wouldn't lie.

Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.

Come on Starsky. Let's go get him. I'll drive.

Jane: Your taste for bad boys is a sad relic of your childhood mistreatment. No need to pick it back up again.
Shelly: Oh gee. Thanks for the advice Dr. Phil.

Jane: Thought I was losing my touch there for a second.
Lisbon: God forbid.

You've got a great skull. I've always said that.

That's just snitching. Isn't that against your code of honor?

Lisbon: Are you sure about this?
Jane: Are you ever going to tire of asking me that?

Lisbon: Who do you think did it?
Jane: Jabba the Hut.
Lisbon: Seriously.
Jane: Ming the Merciless?
Lisbon: OK.
Jane: Alf?

I know you have the doctor patient confidentiality thing. Lets not worry about that now.

The Mentalist Quotes

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.