Oh Lizzie you are bat nuts crazy - bat nuts!

Brett: Ya know, now I see why Red John really loves sparring for you. A worthy advisory.
Jane: Yes, straight for the jugular.
Lisbon: Obviously he struck a nerve.
Brett: Losing a wife and child like that makes a man reckless. Untethers him. Fills him with anger and shame that he cannot express. Well it must make your job very hard, hmm?
Lisbon: Yes, but the health plan is great.

Excuse me, I'm sorry, uhh the eye is the key or the window or both? I'm confused.

Lisbon: You are a very bad girl.
Jane: You're a bad girl.

I have a question - what are they doing in there with those gizmos?

Jane: I was hoping to dazzle you all with my uncanny detective skills, but you forced me, you forced me to reveal the humdrum facts and point out that you have blood on your shoes, Heather.
Lisbon: Can you step out of your shoes ma'am?
Jane: Stop the presses! That's the phrase right, stop the presses? Always wanted to say that.

Good-looking women live in a different world.

Jane: That is a very lovely dress - great color.
Heather: Thank you I am Heather Evans.

(to Lisbon) You're the poster girl for the NRA.

Hightower: Some partnership you got going here.
Jane: Cho's a big boy he knows how to take care of me.

Easy with the steal brother.

Make it two-thousand and let me tell this tiresome woman to move it along.

The Mentalist Quotes

Ah, profiling blather. Go with your gut.


Lisbon: Taking your 13 year old daughter along as backup is professional?
Tommy: She's 14.