Lisbon: Why do you so dislike being filmed?
Jane: Because you are stealing my soul.

Mayor: Please call me Melba.
Jane: Like the toast?

Keep it in the dojo Phil.

School would be so much more fun if they started the day of with this instead of the Pledge of the Allegiance.

I do have one question - how are the burgers?

(regarding the fight that broke out between Phil and LJ) Yes, but souls are healed. This was a cathartic experience.

Everyone here is trying to show so hard how they changed.

High school - best years of your life.

Bosco: Red John makes mistakes. That proves it. You will catch him.
Jane: Yes, I will.
Bosco: Do me a favor. When you catch him, don't arrest him. Kill the son of a bitch.
Jane: That's the plan.

Jane: Is she all right?
Lisbon: Yeah.
Bosco: Thank God.
Jane: Well, thank kevlar, actually.

Bosco: They're Jane's people. They need watching.
Lisbon: I like to think of them as my people.
Bosco: Well, think what you like. I can't have them trying to pull some cheap stunt behind my back.
Jane: Well, we have a whole range of expensive stunts if you don't like the cheap ones

This is Red John's mistake.. he made a mistake and this is it!

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.