Objection. You said murder. Thomas McAllister may have shot and strangled himself.

You guys didn't answer my question. Did anyone narc on me?

Marvin: Just a bunch of fat guys in pleaded shorts as far as the eye can see.
Jane: That's a vivid image.

I can't promise she won't hurt anyone. I can try to restrain her but I can't promise.

One of your members murdered somebody. We'd like to talk to someone about that.

Even a broken clock gets to be right twice a day.

Someone just wanted the dead guy dead.

Now unless you have any questions about how I played you like a big ole' bassoon, I have someplace fabulous to go.

I keep finding strangers in my bedroom. It must have been a good party.

You can lead a man anywhere as long as he thinks that he is driving.

I hate to sound immodest, ma'am but I rarely fail.

He's alive as long as you're alive to remember him. He lives in you. It's a cliche, I know but it's true.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.