Paul Quotes
Amy: Best friend.
Paul: Loyal sidekick.
Chloe: Isn't one of you supposed to be playing good cop?
Why? What's wrong? Is it that creepy photo guy? Is he back? Did he bring some nun-chuck wielding friends?
Alek: I'm not cheating. It's natural talent.
Paul: You're using your Mai powers.
Alek: Yeah, which is 100% natural for me.
Toilet or litter box?
Paul: You know it's Saturday. Chloe's not working?
Alek: I do other things besides follow Chloe around.
Paul: Don't sweat it bro, Chloe broke my heart, too. After we kissed.
Amy: Ten years ago!
Paul: But still, it hurt.
Alek: Do you people tell each other everything?
Chloe: I don't suppose you have any thoughts on the Brian, Alek of it all.
Paul: Nope, not a one.
So, if she can't date humans, aren't there some other semi-cool Mai guys you can introduce her to? Wait! Do you guys have a website or a roster or something?
Alek: How can it be my fault? I haven't done anything.
Paul: You'd be surprised what can be your fault.
That never gets old.
Chloe: I mean, when did you think it was a good idea to take off your pants?
Paul: Ah ah ah...stop. We are never to speak of any of this ever again!
This is so cool. It's like our school is this otherworldly epicenter and attracting the hot teen Mai from all over the world.
