Paula Ann: You're not playing fair Dwight. I don't want to be cheered up.
Dwight: That's what these songs are for mama.

Memphis Beat Quotes

See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.

Lt. Rice [To Det. White]

Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.

Det. White