Stan: Yeah, well I don't know what it is, but when I'm standin' in front of you, I bring out something terrible. [laughs] And I think about how you came into my life and how you drove me crazy and now I don't even know what to do with myself because all I want to do is be with you. ~ Peggy: What? What'd you just say? ~ Stan: I. Want. To. Be. With. You. I'm in love with you. ~ Peggy: What? ~ Stan: I love you, Peggy. ~ Peggy: OMG. That's what I thought you said. Oh. I feel like I can't breathe almost. I don't even think about you. I mean, I do, all the time. Because you're there. [touches her heart] and you're here. And you make everything OK. You always do. No matter what. I mean I must be. Because you're always right. [crying] I can't believe this. I think I'm in love with you, too. I really do. Stan? Are you there? Stan? [Stan runs to her office] ~ Stan: What were you saying? ~ Peggy: I love you.

Peggy: Don, listen to me. What did you ever do that was so bad?
Don: I broke all my vows. I scandalized my child. I took another man's name and made nothing of it.

Joan: That's the tip of the iceberg, Peggy.
Peggy: I never know if that's good or bad.

Peggy: It just looks good now, but it was miserable when you were in it. Trust me.
Roger: Is that really how you're gonna remember this place?
Peggy: No.

Peggy: Would you drink vermouth?
Roger: Yes, I'm afraid I would.

Stan: What did you do?
Peggy: I'm here and...he's with a family somewhere. I don't know, but it's not because I don't care. I don't know, because you're not supposed to know...or you can't go on with your life.

Peggy: They all have their own toy. If we want enthusiasm, we should just have one toy.
Stan: Like a Battle Royale. Just throw one in there and the last kid standing gets the gig? You hate kids.

Peggy: This is supposed about my job, not the meaning of life.
Don: So you think those things are unrelated?
Peggy: I didn't know you'd be in a mood.
Don: Do you want to do this or not?
Peggy: Why don't you just write down all your dreams so I can shit on them?

Don: What do you see for the future?
Peggy: Well, that on there?
Don: No, I'm just curious.
Peggy: I'd like to be the first woman creative director at this agency. [Don grins] That's funny to you?
Don: No, I'm impressed that you know exactly.

Peggy: Ted told me I have to fill out my own performance review.
Don: I guess he respects your opinion.
Peggy: I'm tired of this.
Don: I'd start with that.

I haven't taken a vacation, well, ever.

Stevie: Johnny said you were the kinda girl who doesn't put up with things.
Peggy: Really? What else did Mathis say?
Stevie: He said you were funny and that you were fearless.
Peggy: [chuckles and hands him her cannelloni] I love veal.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.