Penny Hartz Quotes
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
My secret is so big that just the tip well be enough.
So much blonde.
Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.
You are great together, Jay and Bey great.
Well, as the author of several dozen cries for help I know a good one when I hear one.
Penny made a boo-boo.
This old priceless family heirloom that my hot fiancÃ©'s grandmother smuggled out of the old country. I mean I guess engagement ring is the acceptable nomenclature.
Hi. Could you bring me a dress that's a little more affordable like maybe one from last season or one that somebody died in.
I'm sorry I get racist when I joke and I get hungry when I'm racist.
You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex.
Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.