We're all kind of crazytown banana pants.

How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six?

Let's burn this mother down!

Sounds like this is a game changing day for all of us. I almost sat on my balls, but at the last minute, I adjusted.

I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."

How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?

Pierce: I assume you are familiar with the Greendale bylaws.
Dean Pelton: I am not.

Will someone please call all the ambulances?

Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.

How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?

Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.

Bitches is gay talk for friends.

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Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.