Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life.

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.

Santana: I'm dating Puck.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puck.

A little something something always leads to something more. I've been there, remember?

Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Thinking "trust me" was a sensible birth control option.

Quinn: You wanna name our daughter Jack Daniels? It's a girl.
Puck: Okay, fine. Jackie Daniels.

At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt