Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!

Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.

Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.

I'm gonna start calling you F-Rod!

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.

Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.

I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me.

We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt