(voice-over) There are moments in your life when you realize God is joking. He's up there. Hell, maybe She's up there, laughing her head off. Either way, you're fucked.

Lenore: Listen, not all women can come from just dick alone.
Ray: I haven't heard any complaints.
Lenore: That you know of.

Damon: Powell's not into labels, Dad. And quite frankly, neither am I.
Ray: Okay, Damester. (voice-over) Now, I'm not above admitting George Clooney is a handsome man, but this was a whole other thing.

Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much.
Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right.
Tanya: Thanks.

Horny Patty: Oh, I'm having a good time.
Ray: Good.
Horny Patty: Let's fuck.
Ray: Well.
Horny Patty: That's something else I never say. God it's sounds so great.
Ray: Shit, you can say it again if you want to.

(to Ronnie) How did you get the girl? How did a guy like you get the girl from a guy like me?

(voice-over while making love to Jemma) It was just me and her making out in my tent with the wind howling outside. It felt different this time. It felt real.... which is why waking up next to that pile of cold hard cash felt like such a kick in the gut.

Just because Ronnie can't buy you a car doesn't mean I can't.

Tanya: We're friends, right?
Ray: Strange friends.

Tanya: It's like my mother always said: I'm too desperate to be liked.
Ray: You're mother said that? That's awful.
Tanya: Let's not go there, Ray.

You're the worst pimp in the world!

What proof do I have that you're a good pimp, Tanya?

Hung Quotes

It's been a rough couple of years. Real rough.

Ray

I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere. Now all I do is try not to drown. When did life become something you buy?

Ray

Hung Music

  Song Artist
Have Mercy Loretta Lynn iTunes
How Long Do I Have to Wait for You? Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings iTunes