If I take a sick day, I don't get fired...I get paid.

Carol: Just gonna clear the air, have a nice conversation.
Raylan: Nothing clear about the air around coal.

Y'all go poking the bear and it's his fault when you get bit.

Kid: No spikes, no seeds, no helmet, no hitting.
Raylan: Nothing about no beating the shit out of a teenager though. I guess that'd be okay then.
Kid: Hey I'll call the cops.
Art: Kid we are the cops.

Art: You're dropping your shoulder.
Raylan: No I ain't.
Art: Maybe you're not. I never played any baseball.

Raylan: I'm surprised to see you here.
Boyd: Without shackles or an attorney present? It's a little strange for me too.

The truth is...I don't know if you can trust Boyd to have your back, but...well he has tried to kill me, and I have shot him, and impisoned him. I wouldn't be surprised if our paths again crossed in such a manner. He has had my back on two occasions. Once was the last day I was in the mine, and the other not so long ago.

Raylan: You think he was telling the truth?
Art: Well he's a bank robber Raylan, why would he lie to me?

Winona: I'm really sorry.
Raylan: I know that. It's the only reason I'm not beating you over the head with a phone book.

Raylan: You know where I'm from asshole?
Carter: No.
Raylan: Harlan County.
Carter: So.
Raylan (punches Carter): Down there we know the difference between dynamite and road flares.

Raylan: You get into Reesner's hard drive?
Chris: What am I an ass hole?

Tom Bergen: Art I've been in Harlan 18 years. People still look at me like I'm some kinda yankee come down to burn their crops. But this guy...
Raylan: I know my people.
Art: You're like the hillbilly whisperer. We oughta put you on Oprah.

Justified Quotes

Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.

For I am born again in the eyes of the Lord