Arlo: Sneak up on a man like that; good way to get yourself shot.
Raylan: By you in your boxer shorts there? I think I got the drop on you this time, Arlo.

Layla: I can't believe you shot me.
Raylan: I can't believe it either.

Honey, if I started arresting people for committing adultery, I'd never make it home for supper.

Raylan: What do you know about kidneys?
Ash: They're the Cadillac of beans.

Maybe Lawrence Nightingale really did take him prisoner

Cop: You really think a male nurse is gonna go Butch and Sundance in a motel room?
Raylan: Just Butch.

Shit. Well God damn if I don't have to save Dickie Bennett.

You know what they say, getting old ain't for pussies.

I believe Ole Miss has the best looking girls any college in the country...even Vanderbilt.

The answer is me and dead owls don't give a hoot.

Wade: We're old friends, aren't we?
Raylan: Friends? You strung me up, and left me for dead.
Wade: I thought that was water under the bridge.

Raylan: If I was running a scam shipping stolen goods out of town, a pawn shop would be the perfect place to hide the swag in plain sight.
Fogle: Say if I ever break bad I will keep that in mind.

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."


Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.