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Alexis: How come we never had a nanny?
Castle: Well, your mother and I decided if someone was going to screw you up, we wanted it to be me. Only, you managed to turn out fine somehow anyway.

Castle: What was that for?
Alexis: For being the best dad ever.
Castle: It's true, you know. I have the novelty mug to prove it.

I feel like my whole life is being invaded.

One small murder for man, one giant mystery for mankind.

Nothing says I'm an ass like a bunch of helium filled rubber.

Castle: Haven't you learned anything from your last fiasco?
Martha: My last fiasco? You married her!

Castle: Did you see how that gorilla looked at me?
Beckett: I think it was lust actually Castle. You are ruggedly handsome.

Castle: Where is Captain Gates?
Espo: She couldn't make it.
Castle: Good.

I was hoping for squalor. I was counting on squalor. Alexis cannot last in squalor.

She knew that I had a relationship with you... er... with the NYPD.

Don't you believe in fate? Soul-mates? Unicorns? Faeries? Double-Rainbows?

Castle Quotes

I need time to stop being mad and you need time to figure out a way to be OK with this.

Alexis

I tried to stay in the car I really did.

Castle