Roger Sterling Quotes
Lane: England won the World Cup.
Roger: Cup of what?
When is everything gonna get back to normal?
Forget everything I said before. That's the last guy I hired (nods to Pete).
I want you to bring me a good looking version of Don.
Don: Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
Roger: Someone with a penis.
Peggy: I'll work on that.
Is it just me, or is the lobby full of Negros?
Has anyone even seen this baby with you walking next to him?
Pete: Where am I supposed to conduct business?
Roger: In the crapper for all I care.
Roger: Why don't you sing like that?
Jane: Why don't you look like him?
Don: Miss Calvet and I are getting married.
Roger: Who the hell's that?
Don: I slept last night for the first time in a month.
Roger: You slept? Really? You weren't smiling over the taste of shit that would be in everybody's mouth over breakfast today?
Listen, doctor, we know there's a black spot on the X-Ray, you don't need to keep tapping your finger on it.