Ron Swanson Quotes
Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?
My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.
Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.
I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.
Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.
Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.
I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie f***ing Knope.
Tammy: Guess I'll be heading home.â€¨
Ron: Catching the number twelve bus to Satan's butthole?â€¨
Tammy: Actually I prefer the number 69 train to Humpsville Station.
Ron: An hour ago an entire fireball consumed my entire face and it was far preferable to spending another second with you.â€¨Tammy: Tell that to your pants tent.
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.
I think if you would know one thing about me it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.