Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphor Daddy!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

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Ross: It's Paul the wine guy!
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or he just complains a lot?

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Ross: I don't want to be single. Okay? I just want to be married again.
(Rachel enters the coffee shop wearing in a wedding dress)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars.

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Rachel: Guess what.
Ross: You got a job?
Rachel: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!

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Ross: Hi.
Joey: This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.

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Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?
Ross: You guys.
Chandler: Oh God.
Joey: You got screwed.

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