Sage Baker Quotes
Rose: I'm so proud of us
Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy
You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime
Lily: They're eating with us?
Sage: It's our house and our food, so technically you're eating with us
Rose: Is megan still out with her dad?
Romie: I don't know, you never ask me about my family
[Romie leaves]
Sage: Does Romie have a family?
[leaving public school..]
Rose: Can we just hurry?
Sage: Yeah, we're not really in the mood to get shot right now
Megan: This is the type of place most kids go to school
Sage: Now I know why there's so much crime in this country
Rose: Are you sure this is the right place?
Megan: Welcome to the public school system girls
Sage: Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo prison break
Megan: Good morning ladies!
Sage: Okay that "first thing in the morning chipper voice" you do has to stop
Megan: I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming
Sage: So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush
Rose: Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous
Sage: She's not famous, she did a movie with elephants and subtitles
Rose: I hate subtitles
Sage: Yeah everyone does
Megan: We can talk about it as long as you want and if its really upsetting to you then..
Sage: Then you'll leave us alone? Then okay, we're really upset. Bye
Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.
Sage: Laurel found out!
Megan: Yeah, the woman's good.
