It's an emergency... we didn't know Laurel was going out of town and everyone was gonna ditch their party for ours.. okay that we do know... whateves... work it out with your therapists people

Sage: If she has to laurel will buy you in to duke just like Parker's dad bought him into brown.
Megan: Hello? If that's the case what am I doing here?
Sage: Good point, don't forget to write

You think you can lecture me on being a good sister? I'd jump in front of a bus to save rose from being hurt. You'd throw lily under a bus for fun.

Sage: I so would have rocked my mug shot...
Marco: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities

it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth

Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone

You're Rose Baker. You're hot! Come on, the guy had bacne last year, he should be kissing the ground you walk on!

Photographer: we were supposed to get a signature from their mother.
Sage: Grandmother... our mother's dead. Feeling stupid yet?

I know who you are and p.s. I puke outfits cuter than that one

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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