True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSam Merlotte Quotes
At what point does the guy whose house keeps getting hit by a tornado call it a day?
I lived around a lot of places and Bon Temps is the only place I ever really felt safe.
It's amazing what a little shut-eye can do to calm the nerves.
Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.
Life is supposed to add up to something not be some half eaten slice of pizza.
There's no manual on how to get through this.
I don't know why death still surprises me.
Fu-k you andy, you're human. You got no idea what it's like having people want to kill you just cause what you are.
I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.
I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.
Sam: I got nobody.
Tara: You got me.
Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.