Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.

Samantha: Where were you on your lunch break? I stopped by your office and you weren't there.
Richard: I was eating.
Samantha: Eating? Eating who?

Samantha: This love stuff is a motherfucka.
Charlotte: Did you just say love?

Charlotte: Miranda had a boy!
Samantha: Just what the world needs, another man.

Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.

Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.

Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.

Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!

(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans)
Samantha: I'll conference you with the other girls.
Carrie: You know how to do that?
Samantha: Of course! How else do you have three-way phone sex?

Miranda: These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
Samantha: Just don't spend them alone in bed.
Miranda: I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!

Samantha: Well it's about fuckin time. Get over here and do me.
Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now?
Samantha: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard.

Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick.
Trey walks in to hear the end of her sentence.
Trey:Whoops, forgot it was ladies night.

Sex and the City Quotes

Charlotte: Sometimes you just know, it's like, magic, it's fate.
Miranda: It's not fate, his light is on, that's all.
Charlotte: What light?
Miranda: Men are like cabs, when their available their light goes on. They awake one day and decide their ready to settle down, have babies, whatever, and they turn their light on. Next woman they pickup, boom, that' the one they'll marry. It's not fate, it's dumb luck.
Charlotte: I'm sorry, I refuse to believe that love is at random.
Miranda: Please, it's all about timing. You gotta get em, when their lights on.
Carrie: All the men I meet are flashing yellows.
Miranda: Or off duty. They can drive around for years picking up women and not be available.
Carrie: Then, they really shouldn't be allowed to get behind the wheel.

Charlotte is trying to decide whether to have anal sex with a man she's dating.
Miranda: It all depends on how much you like him?
Charlotte: A lot.
Miranda: "Dating a few months until somebody better comes along a lot", or "marrying him and moving to the East Hampton's" a lot?
Charlottte: I don't know, I'm not sure.
Miranda: Well, you better get sure real quick.
Charlotte: You're scaring me.
Carrie: Don't scare her.
Miranda: It's all about control. If he goes up there, there's gonna be a shift in power, either he'll have the upper hand or you will. Now there's a certain camp that believe whoever holds the dick, holds the power. (Cab Driver turns around) Hello, you're driving! The question is, if he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.
Cab Driver: No smoking in cab.
Carrie: Sir, were talking "up the butt", a cigarette is in order.
(Cuts to Samantha now in the cab)
Samantha: Front. Back. Who cares? A hole is a hole.
Miranda: Can I quote you?
Samantha: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.
Charlotte: I'm not a hole.
Carrie: Honey, we know.
Samantha: Look, all I'm saying is this is a physical expression, that the body, well, it was designed to experience. And p.s., it's fabulous.