Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Santana Quotes
I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.
I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again.
Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.
Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.
Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?
While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.
Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?
You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!
I know, I'm sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.
I have to just be me.
Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?
I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?
