Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Santana Quotes
While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.
I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar.
It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.
That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.
Homeless will be homeless for awhile, that's sort of the problem.
I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.
I wanna go to a college that isn't a FEMA trailer or a prison yard, so let's take the high road.
You may look like the villain out of a cheesy high school movie, but you should know I am prepared to go all Danny Larusso on your ass.
This isn't violent. This is clever. I taped it to my under boob.
Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer?
I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.
Prom is like our Oscars.
