Glee
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Do you realize you're basically forcing me out of the flannel closet?
Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.
Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps the Clown.
Excuse me, the leader? Who died and made you queen Aretha?
The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.
Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed.
I have one final wish, Leprechaun. Would you do this whole school a favor and just disappear?
Santana: I wanna talk about the thing that we never talk about.
Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are just Gummy Bears that turned to drugs?
Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.
Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
Senior year is all about being the Cheerios top ho and modeling my fierceness after my numero uno Latina, Paul Abdul.
I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.
