Santana: Yeah, well, this is a club. This is not a family.
Brittany: Okay, well, family is a place where everyone loves you no matter what, and they accept you for who you are.

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• Added: May 26, 2011

When did you get so smart?

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• Added: May 24, 2011

Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?

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• Added: May 24, 2011

I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!

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• Added: May 24, 2011

I need to re-pencil my eyebrows on.

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• Added: May 24, 2011

I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?

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• Added: May 17, 2011

Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.

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• Added: May 17, 2011

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

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• Added: May 10, 2011

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

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• Added: May 10, 2011

You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!

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• Added: May 10, 2011

Prom is like our Oscars.

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• Added: May 10, 2011