You ain't ready for the California kid.

Paul Ryan 2020.

On paper we're as ugly as Winston's belly button ring.

The on-suite is on fleek.

My whole life is you.

I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.

I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.

I don't understand. Is Toby your name?

You show up sick, you might as well be dead.

She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach