She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

I never loved you more Cece!

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Nick, we're making sex.

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.


I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.