Scott: Malia, you studied harder for this than any of us.
Malia: It doesn't mean I'm gonna do good.
Stiles: Well.
Malia: Well what?
Stiles: It's do well, not good.
Malia: Oh God!

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Scott: Why would someone use all this money just to kill us?
Stiles: Someone wants you dead, dude. Badly.

Ya know anabolic steroids are illegal in the United States. You got an awful lot of facial hair for a teenager. Seriously. What are you on?

Stiles

Scott: What are you smiling about?
Derek: You're gonna be good at this.

Sheriff Stilinski: I want you to be honest with me. Totally and completely honest. Have you been time traveling?
Stiles: Hang on, what?
Sheriff: Because if time traveling is real, I'm done, I'm out. You're going to be driving me to Eichen House.
Scott: We found him like that.
Sheriff: Where? Swimming in the fountain of youth?!
Stiles: No. We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Azetec temple in Mexico underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake.

I hate ninjas.

Aidan

Scott: How the hell are we in this place?
Kira: You're asking me? A year ago I never even touched a sword!

Stiles: I know what you're all thinking. That if this works it might kill me too. But even if it does, you have to go through with it. Stick with the plan.
Scott: The plan is to save you. That's the plan I'm going with.

Scott: I can't take your pain.
Allison: That's because it doesn't hurt.

Scott: What now?
Lydia: I don't know. This is my first time inside of someone else's head.

Scott: Can you call them off?
Noshiko: When you hear the rest of the story you won't want me to.

Scott: If that's you, then you'd have to be like 90 years old.
Noshiku: Closer to 900.
Kira: OK. Sure. Dad, how old are you?
Mr. Yukimura: Forty-three, but I've been told I look mid 30s.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.