Shawn Spencer Quotes
Don't hit any humans!
Not a lot of hair left to join that celebration.
We come strong or we don't come at all.
Some of them aren't even dough at all...
You fingers are like magical baby wieners.
I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.
Am I really that predictable?
You need to uncross your crosshairs.
SNAP! Pop, that is some quality old-school smack talk.
Someone shot the crock pot?!
Juliet: I am not a moron.
Shawn: Even if you were I would clean up your messes....
That's what it's like to sound old, bald and divorced.
