I don't mean to set off any alarms here, but am I the only one who's trouble by the three corpses in the hole?

You tasted the meat when we all thought it was Lassie?!

Lassie! Jules knows how to shoot a cross bow!

Shawn: I just made a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Shawn, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.
Juliet: I think that's a very mature thought, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn: So you know what I'm gonna do?...I am gonna move in with my dad....

Don't be the B in Apartment 23! You're better than that! We're all better than that! At least I think we are!

Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son

Rub my back at a medium, gentle pace!

Shawn: Friend, that's me, I in friend status..
Juliet: Of course, what else would you be, Shawn?

Please stop making sounds with you mouth...

I like how we fit. And I'm not just talking about when we spoon it up half-moon style, although that's tight.

Holy crap! Who is that?!

Screw you, Angry Birds!

Psych Quotes

Did you consider going Costanza?


Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.