The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSSheldon Cooper Quotes
He left a boy. He returns a boy-sized hero.
Sheldon: Flattery will not get you this job, Ms Jensen
Ms. Jensen: It's not flattery, if it's the truth.
Sheldon: Oh, well, thank you. Welcome aboard.
Penny: I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.
Call me a romantic. I like to think your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere.
Your desperate need for friendship makes you weak.
Sheldon: Penny? Please don't hurt my friend.
Penny: That is the last thing I want to do.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Leonard: The guy who seems like an emotionless robot ... is you, but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.
Sheldon: That is literally the stupidest thing I've heard.
Sheldon: Wolowitz when to MIT. What's your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let's go.
Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.
Sheldon: I'll do it provided I can perform the service in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?
Sheldon: He asked her during coitus.
Howard: Did he get down on one knee or were you already there?
