Slater: So, I saw you coming on to Archer.
Sklodowska: Look, I'm a sexual being. If that is shocking to you, so be it.
Slater: It's not, I was just gonna tell you that he's had the clap so many times it's more like applause.

• Permalink: It's more like applause.
• Added: April 02, 2015

Slater: You know what this is? (shows fist)
Archer: Your best gal?

• Permalink: Your best gal?
• Added: March 26, 2015

Slater: You know what I don't have time for?
Archer: Shopping for clothes?

• Permalink: Shopping for clothes?
• Added: March 26, 2015

Lana: And just so we're clear, he's the Prince of Duhan, an allied country.
Slater: Yeah, I'm gonna refer you back to "Because I said so."

• Permalink: Refer you back to Because I said So
• Added: March 06, 2015

Lana: First of all, your plan was too complicated!
Slater: Maybe for you people.
Archer: It had everything except a sign for free birdseed.

• Permalink: Free Birdseed
• Added: March 05, 2015

Slater: Everyone else, these are your dossiers. Read them on the way to Tunt Manor.
Cheryl: Tunt Manor! That's my house!
Slater: I know! (mimicking Cheryl's high voice) And because you know the property, you'll be posing as the listing agent.
Cheryl: Ahhhh! (squealing and clapping)
Mallory: Shut up!
Cheryl: Burn!

• Permalink: You'll be posing as the listing agent
• Added: March 05, 2015

Slater: Hang on, go back. You speak Urdu?
Archer: Huh? Oh, no, no, just that one phrase.
Farouk: The only phrase you know in Urdu is "No shit, you goat-raping pig devil."
Archer: What?! I thought it meant "I'm sorry." Huh, probably why that night in Karachi went from pretty bad to much worse.
Slater: I'm gonna stop you there.
Archer: Probably someone should. There's a baby.

• Permalink: Probably someone should. There's a baby.
• Added: February 13, 2015