So the only thing you accomplished was property destruction.

You think the spell has made me angry? Do not wake my baby!

Mary Margaret: You know what, Swiss Miss? You do know me. I pick flowers. I talk to birds. I do all kinds of warm fuzzy things. You know what else? I kill. Yeah, that's right. Snow White's a murderer. I killed the Evil Queen's mommy and I said I was sorry and I didn't mean it.
Anna: That's horrible.
Mary Margaret: Still want to hold hands, sing Zip-a-Dee-Do-Dah?

Someone slip me a poison apple and put me out of my misery.

David: I swaddle him perfectly.
Mary Margaret: He's a baby not a breakfast burrito.

Regina: Time for hope speech? Virtues of blind faith?
Mary Margaret: Well it seems Elsa's blind faith is exactly what's screwing us right now.
Regina: Coming from you that's just terrifying.

You have literally seen my heart. You know it's not untouched. You are not all evil and I am not all good. Things are not that simple.

Will Scarlett: got drunk and broke into a library.
Mary Margaret: Oh, a busy bookworm.

Between the curse and the Wicked Witch, we don't exactly have the best track record with our babies.

I'm starting to get why Regina was evil. It wasn't her, it was you. You have survived your entire lives without lightbulbs. Buy a flashlight!

Mary Margaret: I'll recognize funny again. when he's three and I finally get some sleep.
David: Three, I see the optimism returning.

There you go sweetheart. I'll see you in three hours for your midnight shrieking.

Once Upon a Time Quotes

It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.

The Author

I've yet to see you fail and when you do succeed, well that's when the fun begins.

Hook