I've got one of my best inspectors compromised maybe you could fake a little concern, for fun.

We're not safe. We're trapped.

What the hell is code pink around here? Sending the guy with the mop to look both ways in the parking lot.

Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.

The sign of a healthy compromise. Everybody's pissed.

Stan: Mary, Congratulations...
Mary: I had sex. It worked. So.

Stan: Mary, I've let this slide long enough waiting for the exact right moment to bring up the elephant in the room. Hmm. I did not just say that.
Mary: Well, it seems like you did.

Delia: So who's throwing the baby shower?
Stan: I don't know Delia. Who's pregnant?
Delia: Oh come on Chief, she's been busting buttons for weeks now.

Out foxing the federal government isn't as easy as Jason Bourne makes it look.

The 'Stang is too identifiable. Yes, I said 'Stang.

F.I.S.T. Those Fugitive Investigative Strike Team guys know how to pick a sexy acronym.

In Plain Sight Quotes

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.


Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.