He didn't seem to be the brightest crayon in the box.

Pindar: I was in a cell.
Infeld: Nasty place. I've been.
Pindar: There was a toilet in the middle of the room. I saw things.

Emotions, they get complicated the morning after.

Jared: How do you know this guy?
Stanton: I have no recollection and I think I would remember that mustache. It's quite impressive.

Perhaps another athlete will text photos of his genitals. Wipe this mess off the front page.

I'm not going to say that what we did see out there was the Mongolian death worm but something ate our camel.

Karp: I have wanted a judicial appointment since I was six years old.
Infeld: I remember helping you with your Judge Wapner Halloween costume.

The smaller the ball the better the book.

Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin