Stefan: Have you thought about it?
Elena: About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? No, I haven't thought about it at all.

Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

All I can remember is hating you. There may been a time when that was different, but your choices have erased that.

Alaric: I made a few discoveries about your town.
Stefan: So you show up like Van Helsing?

I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.

Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others.

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Don't. Ever. Threaten. Me. Again.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.