Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXSue Sylvester Quotes
Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.
I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.
So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.
I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.
Some people like to film themselves getting physical with their partner. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my jazzercise routines.
I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.
I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.
What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.
Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.
